So here is my challenge to you. You can either do this from memory or take a moment to look through your book and music collections, and then answer this question:
Name ten or more books, CDs and/or movies or other stuff that you own that the police would cite as evidence against you at their press conference.
1) I have 16 D&D books, from first to third edition, and a few Changing Breeds and Changeling books too.
2) Dragon statues/posters/stuffies/books EVERYWHERE. Some of them are pretty fierce-looking, and Dragons are not always considered positive.
3) I have something that might be considered a wee altar set up on my office windowsill, not that it's likely to be recognized as such (unless someone questions the piece of broken mirror).
4) Xbox.
5) My third place sparring tournament trophy (proof I had some sort of fighting training, at least once upon a time).
6) The three and two-half computers in the house (two no-longer-usable computers do not add up to one).
7) The collection of swords, daggers, throwing knives, and pocket knives.
8) LARP gear. Cloaks, unusual clothing, amulets and similar items.
9) My console and DS games are all pretty innocuous, the most violent console game I own is Soul Caliber II, but I have Diablo II and others that look much the same for PC.
10) My masses of downloaded music and the presence of FrostWire on my computer (although FrostWire wouldn't work right last time I tried, haven't got around to fixing it). Downloading isn't actually illegal in Canada, it's only illegal to UPload music, but obviously if I have the program on my computer I'm a filthy pirate.
Some of those are kind of reaching, my home really isn't all that scary. If it was a home search without identifying who used what, then I might end up in trouble over some of Paul's stuff, like his MMO.
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especially when i get paid :d
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1. Wrestling plaque.
2. Multiple knives, including a 12" hunting knife, a switchblade, and quite a few traditional folders of various designs, most of which can flick open and lock.
3. Lots of metal CDs.
4. About four computers in my bedroom alone (only one of which is functional) plus my laptop.
5. Painting made by a friend that depicts demonic sex.
6. Countless violent video games, either on my computer or on CD.
7. 2 leather floggers, a blindfold, and other... accouterments.
8. Tons of random electronic and computer parts.
9. Books on martial arts, improvised weaponry, etc.
10. Multiple high-powered flashlights (ranging from 3-40 times more powerful than a standard 2-cell flashlight.) One is capable of lighting dark colored paper on fire.
The only thing that exists off-the-shelf that I know of that could do the same thing is the Surefire M6, but you'd probably need a different reflector installed because the one it comes with doesn't really focus so much as blanket an area.
Mine only makes dark-colored paper smolder and burn. There's a similar, but much bigger and more expensive build called the USL that can cook eggs and start campfires.
And probably very illegal in Canada. XD